Calle Bandera Ridic American T-Shirt Pic of the Day

In honor of Super Bowl Sunday, the self-proclaimed most watched event in the world, although no one outside of the United States and Canada cares, knows anything about the sport, or has any interest in the teams or game, I´m going to give us a trifecta plus a couple more of Calle Bandera, we go America all over everyone´s ass t-shirts.



In honor of the game and all the festivities being in Texas this year:

(Note, this one was from a trendy department store)

And so was this one.

This can´t be really be what the colors are for, right?

Just in case you were wondering, there will be a quiz later, called who is and isn´t a commi bastard.

In my mind this kid either a) got into really hardcore drugs and threw his career away and that is how his exclusive nfl development shirt ended up in Chile or b) he got in a really bad fight with his mom and she threw it out.

I had to include these two just because of how sick the jersey is. Could you imagine having jerseys this nice in highschool? And with your name on the back? Unrealsies.

I also feel like through a little research we can find this cat and get his career stats and send him a mail and let him know if he wants he can come get his jersey in Chile. Anyone feeling up for a little research?

Last but not least:

Boo ya, world. Enjoy/I hope you enjoyed the game. 99.9% chance you won´t see this until well after the game. In an ideal world the annoucers would dwell upon the fact that Roethlisberger is a raper, but we know that is not going to happen. All we can hope is that Greg Jennings has a big game and then this clip is played on repeat 24/7 until the world ends: