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Monday, October 11, 2010

This is why Lucy's hot

This is going to seem very mean-spirited and I'm an asshole, both things I do not deny but at the event last week there was a lady who is on the World Federalist Movement Council that is beyond words. She has absolutely no awareness whatsoever about what is going on around her, it is incredible, I honestly don't know how she dresses herself in the morning.

When she got here she got in the wrong transfer from the airport, which proceeded to charge her $100 for the ride. The next day she then proceeded to get robbed of her pocketbook with all of her money, credit cards, etc, etc. She was in one of the main plazas and in a nutshell a couple of thiefs came up to her, one tapped her on the shoulder and the other literally just slipped the bag off her shoulder and then they walked away. You can literally spot her from a mile away as someone who has absolutely no awareness of the world around her. I thought about robbing her myself it looked so easy.

In addition to these experiences we went to a restaurant as a group and when it was time to pay she just walked out assuming that someone was paying for her. We also went to a Tango night where all guests had to pay and rsvp beforehand. The World Federalist Movement coordinator told me that there were two empty spots and I could go and specifically that Lucy wasn't signed up. Long-story short I get to the tango night and there in the front row is Lucy. Lastly, at the beginning of the event each guest got a nice little laptop bag that also came with a commerative pen (swanky, I know), a flash drive courtesy of our friends at Coca-Cola, as well as a folder with all the event information. Each day she came in the morning she would ask for another bag, until by the 4th day we realized that she kept taking bags from us and we hid them.

Anyway I put this short video together as a tribute to Lucy, it's made from all of 15 seconds of footage, I planned on taking more but I was too busy and my camera died.

I have a feeling that this will be stupid as hell if you don't know Lucy:

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