Tiffany Hartley Returns to Scene of Alleged Attack, Asks President Obama for Help
An eyewitness has come forward in the case of the American who was allegedly attacked by Mexican pirates to claim he saw the man's panicked wife as she fled to the American side of the lake.
"I saw the Jet Ski come around an island," the witness told "Good Morning America." "There was something wrong actually. The way I saw her come around it looked like something terribly wrong happened. I mean, she was jittery, frantic. ... She was crying, sobbing."
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Some of us used to joke about pirates on lakes. Not so funny anymore eh? Next thing you know the pirates will be conquering the last frontier: pools. They'll start out in the deep end and slowly make their way into the kiddie area. I really don't see what's not too love about all these new pirates popping up all over the world. I hope in the history books they refer to this period as some kind of pirating renaissance age, a new Great Awakening for the 21st century.
PS: I like it how people still appeal personally to President Obama for help. I'm sure if President Obama walked across the lake and made the peace sign these pirates would see the error in their ways. (and yes I said "walk" across the lake. He's Obama, did you forget his powers are limitless and he can defy the laws of nature simply by saying "yes we can"?)
PPS: The more I think about this it sounds like if you attack a person near a body of water you are called a pirate?? Can this really be considered accurate journalism? There must be some sort of idenitfying clothing to help signify that they are in fact pirates.
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