Is this not the most romantic story of our generation?

Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom

Homes are needed for Sooty's numerous babies

A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales.

Sooty wooed the lady guinea pigs, one by one, and has now become the proud father of 42 baby guinea pigs from his two nights of passion.

His endeavours left staff at Little Friend's Farm, Hopkinstown, Pontypridd, amazed at his stamina.

Park owner Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.

Sooty had two nights of passion

"We knew that Sooty had gone missing and we looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep the females.

"We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the corner.

"He was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."

Staff at the farm park tourist attraction thought Sooty might have hit the jackpot, but it was not until 10 weeks later that his night of passion started bearing fruit.

The farm park - which is closed for the winter - is now trying to find homes for Sooty's brood of babies.

To recap:

- breaks out of his cage and into girls' guinea pig cage.

- makes sweet sweet love to 24 different guinea pigs in a spate of passion.

- falls asleep in the corner and then doesn't wake up for two days.

- now has 42 kids to carry on the Sooty family name.

- these are just mind numbing statistics.

I have so many things to say about this. Sooty basically tripled the guinea pig population of this place in two days. Also can you even imagine how nasty the guinea pig cage was when all 24 of these girl guinea pigs all started giving birth left and right? I'm so happy I wasn't the person who had to clean the cage. And do you think Sooty was around to witness the beautiful miracle of life when this all went down . . . nope, back chillin in the bachelor pad better known as his own cage.

Do you think he thought about how he would support his 42 kids and 24 wives? He's gonna be on god damn guinea pig welfare the rest of his life.

To recap via video. Sooty in human form? It matches his m.o.