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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Smoke cigarettes and you can't get boners


"I remember back when I used to be able to get boners. Then I started smoking . . ." Simple and effective marketing, no beating around the bush, none of that you are going to die in 50 years, you're harming others, blah, blah, blah, crap. If they used this in the US, guaranteed cigarettes are off the market in five years because all men will stop smoking (followed by all women because they lack the ability to think independently) and we have another baby boom, putting our economy back ahead of China welcoming in a new age of prosperity and growth.



PS. Still never smoked a cigarette, I should have a thumbs up.

PPS. Time to hit the gym, I'd say.

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