Remember those french dancers and how much I said they were going to suck as guests? Well they did.

I wrote a post a while ago about French dancers coming to stay at the hostel and how they were getting all sorts of special treatment. Well, at that point I was just joking about them being dicks. However, it turns they were dicks!


Anyone can look that good after eating special fruit, with that much bass, a low camera angle, and those light effects.

They were pissed off right from the get go because they had been told before coming to Chile that they would be staying in a hotel, so understandibly they were annoyed when they were brought to a hostel. However, each one had their own private room with cable TV, internet, private shower, and a king sized bed. Not too shabby right? And we treated them like kings. When they woke up in the morning they got specially made hot chocolate. I don't even get specially made hot chocolate.

Problem was they were looking for pretty much any reason to leave and ended up getting into it with the night receptionist, Eli, after arriving back at the hostel at 7 in the morning after partying all night and demanded breakfast. They started smoking, drinking, and one of them passed out on the couch with his hand down his pants.

Eli, who doesn't speak French or English put the rules in front of them on the couch and one of them started videotaping the rules and Eli getting all angry. Eli's response? Video tape right back. Boom. (I feel like these videotaping battles are becoming more common place in. The only way to combat someone videotaping you is to videotape right back, I guess. I myself would like to see more iphones ripped out of hands and smashed on the ground as the appropriate response to being videotaped.)

How 'bout that footage (Anyone know any French so we can figure out what he's going on about?):

(Note to the black dude: I feel you with the hand down the pants, we all know it's comfortable, but there is a time and a place, a time and a place.)

Things almost turned really ugly because we had a group of 15 or so "wassos" really blue collar unrefined guys from way outside the city who worked for one of the cell phone companies and were in Santiago for a couple weeks for work. They were all getting up for work that morning and came down to the above scene and apparently when they saw what was going on offered to punch the French guys in the face for Eli. (Which they did not end up doing). Long story short, the Frenchies used their run-in with Eli as an excuse to leave. They didn't feel "comfortable" with her around.

Now cue more of Ben and Stefan dancing!