Who is this fire truck kidding? It looks pretty baller until you fixate upon the fact that it only has 4 buckets. And they are not exactly big buckets either. And you have to figure that at least one bucket is needed for the horses carrying the cart running to the fire and the other for some oats. So you are left with two buckets. And if the horses are running you are left with two half buckets. Must have been designed in Chicago.
I am trying to think of things that I find to be equally as useless as this firetruck. What comes to mind:
1) Llamas. What exactly do you even do? Talk about a mistake by Noah. Should have brought a couple more woolie mammoths or something.
2) A degree in Political Science.
This is the first photo that comes up when you google image political science. (I'm the hand on the far left. We're like a team of less strong Atlases).
This is the fifth. I can't tell if it is a girl or a boy with some adolescent girl-like man boobs:
3) The Lincoln luxury pick-up truck. Fuck you luxury pick up truck because you can't actually be used as a pick-up truck for real.
4) The letter combination of p and h. It takes two of you to do the work of one and you just confuse little kids and foreigners. (Note the exception being the use of ph in the term phat because it gives the word different meaning.)
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