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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I would love to be in this interrogation

Caged: Drug Parrot Lorenzo the Lookout
11:05am UK, Saturday September 18, 2010

Adam Brown, Sky News Online

A parrot that Colombian police claim was trained to act as a lookout for a drugs gang has been caged in the Caribbean coastal city of Barranquilla.

Police Commander Fredy Veloza said Lorenzo had been taught to squawk a warning as security forces approached.

"We have a parrot that, as soon as the police arrived to the street in Barranquillita, the parrot alerted the people who were there by yelling, 'Run! Run!' so the people would run away," he said.

Despite Lorenzo's alarm call, police detained two suspected drug traffickers and seized weapons, a stash of marijuana and two other birds.

The birds were handed over to animal officials who said they have been given more than 1,000 birds trained as lookouts.

For decades, drug cartels have used Barranquilla as a staging area to smuggle illicit drugs north to the US.

A few things to take away from this story:

1. Lorenzo can really roll his r's.

2. It sounds like somewhere out there is a Guantanamo Bay where suspected bird criminals are being held.

3. Although this story is incredibly stupid, British people can still make it sound semi-intelligent.

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