Thursday, September 30, 2010
Teesside man dies after downing pint of vodka
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
While on the subject . . .
The Coffee Store
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Check out the event
Música addendum
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What I'm doing kinda. Part 1ish
Friday, September 24, 2010
VT BC
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
I would love to be in this interrogation
Adam Brown, Sky News Online
A parrot that Colombian police claim was trained to act as a lookout for a drugs gang has been caged in the Caribbean coastal city of Barranquilla.
Police Commander Fredy Veloza said Lorenzo had been taught to squawk a warning as security forces approached.
"We have a parrot that, as soon as the police arrived to the street in Barranquillita, the parrot alerted the people who were there by yelling, 'Run! Run!' so the people would run away," he said.
Despite Lorenzo's alarm call, police detained two suspected drug traffickers and seized weapons, a stash of marijuana and two other birds.
The birds were handed over to animal officials who said they have been given more than 1,000 birds trained as lookouts.
For decades, drug cartels have used Barranquilla as a staging area to smuggle illicit drugs north to the US.
A few things to take away from this story:
1. Lorenzo can really roll his r's.
2. It sounds like somewhere out there is a Guantanamo Bay where suspected bird criminals are being held.
3. Although this story is incredibly stupid, British people can still make it sound semi-intelligent.
Buenos Aires picture of the day
Monday, September 20, 2010
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
LMB
As explained to me, the Estadio Nacional de Beisbol was constructed in 1978 by the military who were in power at the time. The dimensions are HUGE. It's 393 down the lines which is just ridic. They actually added a secondary fence about 30 feet or so inside of the outfield wall to make it smaller. To give my ig'nant female readers a better understanding it's only 310 down the left field line to the green monster in Fenway and 306 to the Pesky Pole. The reason why they made this stadium was for public relations both within the country and internationally. Anytime the military grabs power there is most likely going to be some violence, bloodshed, curfews, and overall shady practices, hence the need to create some buena onda, positive vibes, and national pride with the people. Argentina has had it's fair share of military take overs and dictators, resulting in widespread murders and disappearances, probably by 1978 they had made a lot of soccer stadiums so they went with something a bit different this time.
We played the Koreans, which was kinda crazy. It was a team of Korean immigrants, they could speak both Korean and Spanish. This was particularly amusing because our team understands/speaks Spanish but not Korean, yet when the coach wanted them to steal he would say it in Spanish, which we understood leading to a couple of pick-offs.
Does this look like a chocolate bar that should have cost me almost 5 bucks?
I had a long-ass day earlier this week and I bought this big chocolate bar. I was pretty out of it mentally when I bought it but I did think something was a little funky when it cost 18.50 pesos . . . about $4.60. I asked the guy but lacked the knowledge of chocolate bar prices to call him out directly. My only point of reference is that I can buy over a pound of steak for the same price. I think I should stick with the steak.
(Chocolate bar with sneaker size 9)
I bought it from the "maxikiosco" on the corner by where I live. A maxikiosco is like a little 7-eleven, some of them advertise that they are open 25 hours a day. Just like Nuts-5-Nuts, they seem to like to take a brand or company in the
My favorite Maxikiosco is one by the Congreso, (the place where all the national Diputados work). I was walking back one afternoon this week and stopped to get a soda. You can still get soda in glass bottles down here which everyone knows tastes a thousand times better. They aren't even twist offs, they have a bottle opener there for you. I don't know how to say bottle opener so I usually just make an African tribal clicking sound with my mouth and a bottle opening motion with my hands. Anyway you may be wondering why this is my favorite maxikiosco. It's because the maxicioscker (maxiciosco guy) gives great advice. I grabbed a coca-cola light from the fridge and he was like "you sure you want that, that's light" and i was like "ya, i went to the gym today, i need to keep my figure" and patted my belly a couple of times. Then he was like "noo, don't worry about that, it's all about your personality and your heart" and he came out from behind the counter and slapped his big belly a couple of times.
Then we both stood there slapping our bellies.
We connected and he gives good advice.
Franklin's Latin American family
Thursday, September 16, 2010
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Gay friendly
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Pat?
BC student charged with armed robbery
A 22-year-old Boston College student was arrested for armed robbery after he beat a convenience store clerk with a gun and then looted the register, police said.
BC student charged with armed robbery
The robbery happened more than a month ago when a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses stormed into the Tedeschi’s Food Shop on Beacon Street in Brighton about 5 a.m. on Aug. 13 . . .
The robber then dropped the gun but managed to retrieve it in time to demand the store’s cash, and shout “Where’s the (expletive) coffee?” before threatening to return if the clerk called cops, according to a police report . . .
George Michael going to jail
El artista británico estrelló su carro el pasado 4 de julio contra una tienda de fotografía en Londres.
George Michael fue condenado tras haberse declarado culpable de conducir bajo la influencia de las drogas y posesión de marihuana.
El cantante, cuyo verdadero nombre es Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, estaba presente el tribunal para escuchar su sentencia.
Las acusaciones estaban relacionadas con un accidente ocurrido en la madrugada del 4 de julio, cuando Michael estrelló su vehículo contra la fachada de una tienda de fotografía del elegante barrio londinense de Hamstead (norte de Londres), cerca de su hogar.
El cantante, que estaba también en posesión de marihuana para su uso personal, fue arrestado y posteriormente puesto en libertad bajo fianza.
No es la primera vez que Michael, que se dio a conocer en los años 80 con el dúo Wham! antes de iniciar una exitosa carrera en solitario, tiene problemas con las drogas y la justicia.
En 2007 fue condenado a dos años de retirada del permiso de conducir y a 100 horas de trabajos comunitarios tras haberse declarado culpable de conducir bajo la influencia de las drogas.
Michael, ganador de dos premios Grammy, ha vendido hasta la fecha más de 100 millones de discos en todo el mundo.
LONDRES (AFP)
Creepy Buenos Aires picture of the Day
Monday, September 13, 2010
"Baseball has been berry berry good to me"
I'm on an ex-pat baseball team in a league here. Apparently some mlb teams scout the upper division, like the brewers- no wonder they suck . . . Ex-pats really seem to lose it mentally after a little while. For instance: the guy who runs the team picks us up in this little VW hippy van and always brings his 8 year old son to the game. I sat shotgun with the guy last week, he's got a bottle of jack on the seat between us. we're at a railroad crossing waiting to go and he takes a pull and hands it to me to finish off. he says to me as i'm sitting there with a broken seatbelt, "i usually take a valium on game days in the morning, there's just so much pressure and shit for me to deal with. but i didn't have any more so i had to go straight to the booze today." he also teaches the 4th grade.
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So this is a song that I heard somewhere, liked it, it's got them hawt beats. Of all the songs I've found it's the only one I couldn't find on grooveshark so I've just had the youtube tab open, now I can close it. I'm not sure why whoever put this video up chose to have a creepy-ass leprechaun with mittens on for the background, as far as I can tell leprechauns are not mentioned in the song and overall don't appear a whole lot in the culture.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
my room
Yanqui business partner
Looking for yanqui business partner (Buenos Aires)
Date: 2010-08-19, 1:29PM ART
Anyway, if you think that this is the land of ooporunities but nobody is doing anything about it, e-mail me; I´d love to meet you
Cheers!
PS: Please, do not reply if your idea of business includes: drugs, hokers, and illegal things in general.
my name is McAndrew
Sittable Space
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Música
For all you kiddies who have just finished a solid afternoon of drinkin at the game and might be making your way to a fine establishment like Mary Ann’s later tonight, I share with you a song that is really popular right now down here. They play it all the time on the top 40 station "40 Principales." The beauty of all this Spanish music is if you don’t know the words you can just make up the meaning.
If you are wondering, this is what my bus rides are really like, all of them.
So, since I'm out of the loop musically please send me shit to listen to. We'll see how long I can take listening to the same beat over and over again down here.
Irish Goodbye
As most of you guys know, I’m in
I’m taking over this blog that Joe created a year and a half ago and wrote many extensive posts on. Ideally, I would change the name to
A quick hit list to fill in the gap between Joe’s last post and now in chronological order, to accompany your reading:
- we went back to BC to do some more book learnin’
- played buckhunter there
- started a business- Late Late Night, very successful, loyal customer base
- fought the revolutionary war
- I got you guys about 800 dollarsish worth of drinking tickets on my birthday
- bought Little Andy a fire truck, but it was so cool that I became an Indian giver and took it back
- Joe was awarded Hot Dog of the Game
- Ben took a shit and then got arrested at Notre Dame
- walked across the reservoir to Mary Ann’s
- swam back (different night)
- did some strippin’ 2x
- Little Andy established his dominance of the English language
- Joe tried to sleep with me- twice
- Danielle killed the Tomacco/Shamu
- built a hockey rink
- took apart a hockey rink
- smoked crack
- kpmg lost in the championship twice
- sent Joe many pictures from my phone of my green poop that I had in
- went on a pub crawl with just Greg and we ended the night by saving crazy drunk driver girl’s life
- invented and implemented the game of roofbat (that is resume speak for we made a game called roofbat (it’s all about the action verbs))
- led a parade
- bedazzled and drank away marathon Monday and listened to Joe throw a timeless Animorph reference the next morning into a story he was telling the
- became a substitute ESL teacher, made a few bucks
Pretty random list. If you think of anything throw it in.
Alright, so here’s what I’m thinking for this blog, since I’m still lackin’ in the friends department down here and my baseball game got cancelled today, I’ve got some time to put some stuff up.
Music: I’m going to try and post some sweet beats that they play down here. I obviously brought my discman so I can listen to the radio and nobody wants to rob a discman, even down here. Hopefully put up one or two songs a week.
Pictures: I have taken 3 pictures since I’ve been here, but I’ll take more, maybe. I’m hoping this will give me motivation. Anyway, I’m thinking I will put up only a few pictures of the more random variety on this blog, the rest I’ll eventually put in an fb album.
What I’m doing: What I am doing down here.
Zombie Apocalypse: As we continue to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, I will continue to post the innovations that they are coming up with down here. For those who don’t know, the Southern Cone is the Silicon Valley of Zombie Defense innovation.
Cultural Shit: Idiosyncrasies that I notice.
Quick Hits: I’m thinking about just throwing up a random sentence or two, so I don’t forget about something I saw or happened and someone can ask me about it if they so choose.
Home things: My only contact with home is through the internet and “eskype” as the Spanish speaker puts it. So my news comes through the form of The Herald, blogs, and Toucher and Rich. I’ll probably repost many things I find amusing so then you too can be amused during the day at your various tasks. Joe can still write on this blog and he is still the top youtuber I know whatever side of the
That is all I can think of for now in terms of an overview, I’ll throw up some actual stuff now.